Our members include, but are not limited to:
- Tinfoil Dinosaurs with Built-in Laser Beams
- Glow-in-the-Dark, Self-Sustaining Potted Plants
- Socks with Integrated, Pocket-Size Mini-Games
Union members enjoy exclusive benefits, such as:
- The right to wear a "Tinfoil Dinosaur Hunter" badge on their sleeve (or anywhere else)
- Priority access to our annual "Best Useless Item" awards ceremony
- A 10% discount on all purchases from the "I'm With Stupid" store
Join us, and together, we'll redefine the meaning of "accessories"!
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