Our latest and greatest accessory for the modern minimalist.
Our engineers have worked tirelessly to make this accessory more complicated than ever before. With 17 different settings, 3 redundant buttons, and a built-in, non-functional, flashing LED, you'll never have to settle for simplicity again!
• 10x more settings than our previous model
• 3x more buttons to press
• 1x non-functional flashing LED
For the individual who wants to show off their commitment to overengineering.