The Overly-Complicated Coffee Maker 3000 is the ultimate coffee connoisseur's dream come true. With 17 settings, 23 options, and 42 blinking lights, you'll be the envy of all your friends and acquaintances. Or, you know, just a huge pain in the butt.
Features include:
- 7 different brew strengths
- 12 creamer settings
- 5 different milk frothing modes
Warning: Not recommended for use by sane individuals. May cause excessive stress, marital problems, and spontaneous combustion.