Atomic Accordeon Repellent

Warning: Do not attempt to use this product near nuclear reactors or other sources of high radiation. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous reassembly, and spontaneous reassembly-induced spontaneous combustion.

Features:

• Highly durable, highly radioactive casing
• Accordeon bellows made from the finest imported Chernobyl steel
• Comes with complimentary bottle of Nuclear-strength hand sanitizer

Side effects not withstanding, we're confident that our Atomic Accordeon Repellent will be the most talked-about conversation starter at your next dinner party.

Order now and recieve a FREE copy of "The Accordeon Handbook" by renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.