A: Ah, you've got the latest in interdimensional fashion. Those atomic symbols are actually a patented technology that lets you communicate with parallel universes. Don't worry, it's completely safe... for now.
A: No. Just no. We're talking about fashion accessories, not actual nuclear reactors. Don't try this at home.
A: Well, let's just say we have "close business associates" with beings from other planets. They really love our bags.
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