Atomic Spectacles

For when your eyes are as sharp as a nuclear explosion

These aren't just any ordinary glasses, no, no, no. These are Atomic Spectacles. They're made from the finest imported Soviet steel, tempered to withstand even the most intense radiation.

Our patented "Spectacularium" lens technology ensures that your eyes will be the sharpest in the room. Even if the room is a smoldering ruin, surrounded by mushroom clouds and irradiated zombies.

• Atomic Goggles: For when you want to look like a Soviet cosmonaut
• Mega Sunglasses: Because who needs UV protection when you can have nuclear protection?
• Atomic Vision Improvisers: For when your eyes need a little... adjustment

Don't wait, order now and experience the thrill of having eyes as sharp as a nuclear explosion!