Q: What is the Atomic Hat of Destiny?
A: It's a hat that will change your life, literally.
Q: Will it give me powers like in the comics?
A: Nope, it'll just make you wear it and look really cool while your hair grows into a sentient, destructive force of chaos.
Q: What if I try to take it off?
A: You'll be met with the full fury of the hat's nuclear core. Don't even think about it.
Want to learn more about the hat's history?
Click here for the thrilling tale of how it came to be.
Or maybe you want to know how to clean it?
Click here for some... interesting advice.
Or perhaps you're concerned about its impact on your social life?
Click here for some words of caution.