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Black Hole Hats | Accessories
Black Hole Hats
For When You Want to Suck the Light Out of Your Wardrobe
Quantum Socks
Gravitational Gloves
Warning: Prolonged use of black hole hats can cause:
- Time dilation
- Space-time continuum disruption
- Uncontrollable rage
- Impromptu space travel
Gravitational Surfing (Coming Soon)