Where functionality meets futility.
The Top 5: A countdown of our favorite hats that will inevitably detonate in your face.
Warning: Our Nuclear Accident Hat is 99.99% likely to cause a nuclear meltdown. Don't wear it near any reactors.
Our Least Likely To Cause Irradiation Hat is so safe, you can wear it near any reactor and not worry about a thing!
We've de-atomized our design to make this hat completely safe. You can wear it to the office, to church, or even to the beach!
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