Deep within the depths of our storeroom, we've got a collection of hats so lost, so forsaken, so utterly forsaken that even the hat-makers themselves wouldn't claim 'em.
Each one's got a story, a tale of woe and heartbreak. They've been left behind by their owners, cast away like yesterday's trash. But we've taken pity on 'em and given 'em a new home.
Meet the 'I'm-Not-Dead-Yet-I'm-Not-Alive' Hat. This beauty's got a bit of a, well, existential crisis going on. Left on a bus, abandoned by its owner, who just couldn't deal with the meaninglessness of life.