Warning: Sock Nuke Safety Guidelines

When dealing with atomic socks, safety is key. Please follow these guidelines to avoid certain doom:

1. Handle with Care

Atomic socks are not toys! Avoid touching them with your face or eyes, lest you want to risk losing a limb or two (or your entire face, depending on how much radiation you're dealing with).

• Read up on Sock Handling Techniques
• Find out about Sock Storage Solutions

2. Keep it Contained

Don't let atomic socks just sit around willy-nilly! Store them in airtight containers, like a lead-lined safe or a giant, reinforced steel box. Don't make us come over there to clean up the mess...

3. Dispose of Them Properly

When the time comes to let them go, make sure you're prepared. Don't just toss them in the trash, or worse, your neighbor's trash. Follow the proper procedure, and you'll be golden!