Our socks are not just any ordinary socks. Oh no. These are Atomic Socks of Radiation. They're infused with the pure, unadulterated fun-tasticity of the atomic age. Wear them and you'll be the envy of all your friends. Or not. Probably not. Because you'll probably just set off the fire alarms in the break room.
Features:
- 100% cotton, 100% radioactive
- Guaranteed to make you the center of attention (for all the wrong reasons)
- Perfect for the discerning sock enthusiast who wants to make a statement (or two)