Atomic Socks - Buy Now and Risk Certain Doom

Warning: These Socks are Not for the Faint of Heart

Caution: May cause:

• Uncontrollable radiation exposure
• Unpredictable mutations
• Unstable time-space continuums

Our atomic socks are made from the highest quality, most radioactive materials known to man. Don't worry, they're safe... probably.

Buy Now and Risk Certain Doom

Side effects may include:

• Unstable socks
• Unpredictable fabric
• Uncontrollable excitement

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