Radiation Socks of Fun-nami: The Nuclear Option

Because who needs boring socks, anyway? Our Radiation Socks of Fun-nami are designed to make a statement, or at least a loud, obnoxious one. Made from the finest imported nuclear waste and infused with the essence of spent fuel rods, these socks will make you the talk of the town, or at least the subject of a hazmat team's evacuation order.

Features include:

• 100% nuclear-grade materials (patent pending)
• Designed to withstand the rigors of a Category 5 nuclear meltdown
• Comes with a built-in Geiger counter that beeps every time you step into a radiation zone
• Perfect for the modern nuclear power plant worker or anyone who likes to live life on the edge (or at least near a nuclear edge)

Subpages:

• Socks of Nuclear Summer - For when you want to make a statement about the weather
• Socks of Nuclear Fun-tastic - For when you want to have fun with nuclear power, without the radiation poisoning
• Socks of Nuclear Fun-nami - For when you want to make a big splash with your socks

Order now and receive a free pair of matching socks that say "I survived the nuclear apocalypse" in bold, radioactive letters!