Warning: Do not attempt to wear these socks. They are not for the faint of heart, or the wearer of normal socks.
Our socks contain concentrated doses of radiation, carefully calibrated to provide maximum discomfort and anxiety.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by spontaneous combustion, or the destruction of your favorite sweater.
But don't just take our word for it! Read what our brave donors have to say!
Don't forget to check out our other Sock Surgery Program for those who have suffered the consequences of wearing atomic socks!