Warning: Sock Surgery May be Hazardous to Your Health
But Also Kind of Awesome
Are you tired of your socks getting tangled in the dryer? Do you dream of having feet that are free from the tyranny of sock lint? Look no further than Sock Surgery, where our team of trained professionals will cut, sew, and re-sock your footwear with reckless abandon!
Our state-of-the-art sock surgery suite is equipped with the latest in sock-cutting technology. Our surgeons are experts in the field of sock re-assembly, and our patients (your feet) will thank you.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the risks and rewards of sock surgery: