Warning: These Socks May Cause
Temporary blindness due to intense radiation exposure. Prolonged use may lead to spontaneous combustion.
Side effects include:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporary blindness
- Uncontrollable urge to wear neon
- Increased risk of nuclear meltdown
Side effects not limited to:
- Uncontrollable urge to dance the Macarena
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby socks
- Increased risk of nuclear meltdown due to nearby socks