Atomic Mini-Nuke Sweatpants

For when regular relaxation just isn't going to cut it.

The History of Atomic Mini-Nuke Sweatpants Tips for the Perfect Atomic Mini-Nuke Sweatpants Experience Social Consequences of Wearing Atomic Mini-Nuke Sweatpants

Warning: Prolonged use of Atomic Mini-Nuke Sweatpants can lead to:

Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
Unstable relationships
Uncontrollable cravings for nuclear power