In a world where the skies are always filled with toxic rain, we've created the Atomic Rain Repellent - an umbrella that not only keeps you dry, but also protects you from the dangers of nuclear radiation.
With its unique blend of Teflon and lead-lined fabric, this umbrella is the perfect accessory for any post-apocalyptic adventurer.
But wait, there's more! The Atomic Rain Repellent also comes with a built-in Geiger counter, so you can keep track of your radiation levels on-the-go.
Don't let the rain pour on you, get your Atomic Rain Repellent today!
Side effects may include: temporary loss of hair growth, increased risk of cancer, and a strong urge to sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.