The Atomic Umbrella is currently in a state of dormancy due to excessive radiation poisoning. Please do not attempt to approach, as the area is still hazardous to your health and sanity.
However, if you're feeling particularly brave, you may want to try our Atomic Umbrella Repair Kit for a chance to fix the umbrella and potentially save the world... or at least your dry cleaning bill.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may want to explore our Abandoned Zone where the umbrella's former users left behind their sanity and their dignity.
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