Quantum Entanglement Shield

Shield Modes:

• Mode 1: Randomized Reality Distortion
• Mode 2: Temporal Displacement Protocol
• Mode 3: Quantum Flux Capacitor

Note: Not responsible for actual protection from reality. May cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or unexplained feelings of dread.

Side Effects:

• Randomized sense of self.
• Disconnection from local reality.
• Unstable quantum fluctuations in mood and disposition.

Side effects may vary.

Disclaimer:

By installing the Quantum Entanglement Shield, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks and uncertainties associated with reality distortion.

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