Are you tired of your belt just being a regular belt? Do you want to protect your pants from the whims of time and space? Look no further than Quantum Entanglement Shield Mode!

This revolutionary upgrade will create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, rendering you invisible to the laws of fashion and gravity.

But be warned: it comes with a hefty price tag and a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion.

Upgrades:

• Mode 6: Temporal Loops - Get stuck in an infinite loop of your own awesomeness.
• Mode 7: Gravity Waves - Ride the waves of gravity like a boss.

Or, you know, you could just stick with your regular belt. We won't judge you.