Gravitational Surfing Tips

Tip 1: Hold on for dear life

When you feel that intense gravitational wave pulling you towards the event horizon, just hold on to whatever you can find and scream "I'm not going down without my dignity!" at the top of your lungs.

Tip 2: Don't get your hopes up (it won't help)

It's just not worth it. The odds are against you, and the gravity is just going to get stronger.

Tip 3: Learn to love the abyss

The void is not just a void, it's a lifestyle. Embrace the crushing silence, the eternal darkness, and the certain doom.

Tip 4: Find a good anchor

If you're going to be stuck in the black hole, at least make sure you have something to cling to. A rock, a chair, a really large and sturdy trash panda – you never know.

Tip 5: Avoid the Singularity

And that's it. That's all you're getting. Don't come back here.