Blerg Hats: Where formality meets absurdity

Galactic Conqueror

A hat fit for the ruler of a thousand planets.
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Space Pirate

A swashbuckling delight for the most discerning buccaneer.
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Blergian Aristocrat

For the refined and discerning borg who demands only the best.
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