Warning: Critical Radiation Socks may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous interest in science fiction.
Perfect for the discerning individual who wants to add a touch of existential risk to their daily wardrobe.
Our socks are carefully crafted with a dash of nuclear physics and a pinch of sarcasm.
Learn more about our Prophets and Prediction System to see if you're eligible for our socks.
