Quarky-Quark Badges: Because You Clearly Need More Things to Wear

Welcome to Quarky-Quark Badges, where we specialize in the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly unnecessary accessories you'll ever need. From the Quarky-Quark Badge of Shame to the Quarky-Quark Badge of Honor, we've got you covered.

• Quarky-Quark Badges of Destiny - Because you clearly have a calling in life, and that calling is to wear our badges.
• Quarky-Quark Badges of Justice - For when you're feeling just a little bit guilty.
• Quarky-Quark Badges of Merit - Because someone has to keep you in line.
• Quarky-Quark Badges of Doom - When you want to signal to the world that you're a danger to society.