Here, our expert technicians (i.e., our cats) carefully balance a precarious array of nuclear rods, ensuring a stable yet thrilling experience for all visitors.
Our reactor core is powered by a custom blend of catnip and existential dread.
Visit our Quantum Entanglement Generator for an added layer of excitement!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head straight into the Meltdown Simulator for a taste of the real deal!