Nano-Vision Goggles
Unleash your inner ninja with our state-of-the-art, über-advanced night vision goggles!
Perfect for sneaking around, spying on your neighbors, or simply looking cool while walking down the street.
Our goggles come equipped with:
- High-intensity, high-contrast display
- Advanced image processing algorithms
- Super-compact design (won't get in the way of your ninja roll)
- Comes with a complimentary copy of "How to be a Ninja" instructional DVD
Side effects may include:
- Increased sense of self-assurance
- Unrelenting urge to sneak into your neighbors' houses
- Uncontrollable desire to eat Cheetos while wearing them