Automatic Tooth Brush: The Ultimate Convenience for the Utterly Lazy

Why bother with manual tooth brushing when you can have the Automatic Tooth Brush do it for you?

Features:

• Zero effort tooth brushing: just place the brush in your mouth and press play.
• Adjustable water pressure: from a gentle caress to a torrential downpour
• Whitening gel dispensing: we'll take care of that for you
• And, of course, it's completely voice-controlled. Just shout "BRAKE!" to stop.

Subpages:

• Smart Toilet: Because Who Needs Personal Hygiene, Anyway?
• Advanced Features: Because You Want More, Don't You?
• User Reviews: Because We Need More Sarcasm
• Why Not to Use: The Fine Print