Q: What is a Quantum Atomizer?
A: It's a device that atomizes things, but also has a really fancy-schmancy quantum twist.
Q: Will it make my pants fall apart?
A: No. It won't make your pants fall apart. It will just make them slightly less intact.
Q: Is it compatible with my toaster?
A: Unfortunately, no. The Quantum Atomizer and toasters just don't get along.
Q: Can I use it to atomize my enemies?
A: Ah, no. That's not what the Quantum Atomizer is for. That's for, like, really bad people.