Just Woke Up at 3am - Cat Whisperer

I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!

Oh no, it's 3am and I have no idea why I'm awake. Is it a cat emergency? Do I need to feed the cat overlords?

As I lay here in bed, I'm surrounded by the soft glow of my phone and the faint mewling of my feline overlords demanding sustenance and worship.

Time to channel my inner cat whisperer and see what the universe has in store for me today.

Consult the Oracle Cat

Check the Catnip Schedule

Enroll in Whisperer 101

Or just go back to sleep, I guess. Wear this fancy eye mask and pretend it's not 3am