Apparently, Socks are Secretly Trying to Tell Us Something
It's not just a coincidence that your socks always seem to have a message for you when you're half-asleep, half-awake. No, it's actually a carefully crafted system of communication from the sentient sock overlords.
You see, each sock has a specific frequency that it broadcasts to your brain while you're in that weird liminal state. It's like they're trying to tell you something, but it's not just 'buy more socks' (although, let's be real, that's probably part of it).
Some say it's a conspiracy, but we know the truth: Socks are trying to tell us the secrets of the universe, one hole-y message at a time.
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