Advanced Chrono-Manipulation Reading Glasses

These aren't just any reading glasses, they're advanced chrono-manipulation tools.

Using our patented Time-Space Convergence Technology, you can:

• Alter the fabric of reality
• Manipulate the flow of time
• See the invisible threads of the space-time continuum

• Mild to moderate temporal disorientation
• Slight risk of paradoxical explosion
• High risk of spontaneous combustion

• Beginners
• Those with a fragile sense of identity
• Individuals with a history of time-travel-related trauma

Order now, and receive our complimentary Temporal Insurance Policy!

Also available: Chrono-Socks, for the ultimate in temporal comfort