In the depths of our humble abode, hidden behind the dumpster in the alley, lies a ancient secret. A ritual, passed down through generations, that has been forgotten by time, yet still lingers on the fringes of our collective consciousness. Behold, the art of Cider Pressing!
Warning: Proceed with Caution. Cider Pressing can be Hazardous to your Health. Prolonged exposure may lead to Cider-Addiction, Cider-Induced Madness, or in extreme cases, Cider-Related Cerebral Hemorrhage.