Beer Brewing Myths

Here are some completely made-up, utterly ridiculous, and totally not-at-all-scientific "facts" about beer brewing:

Myth 1: Beer is made from the tears of sad unicorns.

According to ancient lore, the finest brews are crafted from the tears of weeping unicorns, who are said to cry for the sake of their lost youth and freedom.

Myth 2: Beer is the reason for the decline of civilizations.

From the ancient Egyptians to the modern-day hipsters, beer has been the downfall of empires. It's a fact, we swear.

Myth 3: The perfect beer is one that's been aged in the belly of a dragon.

It's a little-known fact that the finest beers are matured in the fiery caverns of mythical dragons, where the fiery depths infuse the beer with an otherworldly essence.

That's all for now, folks! But don't worry, we have plenty more myths to debunk (or not).