Sleep Mask Page
For those who struggle with REM sleep, we have you covered. Literally.
Our sleep masks are not just for sleeping, but for hiding from the impending doom of existence.
Features:
- Blocks out the harsh realities of reality
- Prevents you from seeing the crushing bleakness of the morning sun
- Helps you avoid the existential dread of being awake
Recommended Subpage:
Reading Glasses for Gazing into the Void