Because we love you, but also because we don't want to be sued, here is our return policy:
For any item that's been exposed to radiation levels above 100,000 Rads, you can return it for a full refund within 30 days of purchase. Just send it back in a hazmat suit, and we'll take care of it for you.
For any item that's been exposed to radiation levels above 1,000,000 Rads, you can exchange it for a newer model that's been thoroughly de-radiated. Just send it back in a sealed package with a hazmat suit, and we'll send you the new one for free (shipping not included).
For any item that's somehow managed to get itself into a nuclear reactor core, we'll just pretend we never sent it to you in the first place. It's like it never happened. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
Hyperlinks to other subpages:
• Defective Glove Warranty - Because accidents happen, but not to you, we hope.
• Radiation Proof Gloves are not Proof Enough - Don't say we didn't warn you.
• Return to Sender - Because sometimes you just need to go back on your own.