Socks of Unreliable Provenance: A Journey Through the Abyss of Lost Socks
Welcome to the Socks of Unreliable Provenance, where the fabric of reality is as thin as the weave of a well-loved sock. We're the ones who lost our socks in the wash, the ones who threw them away in a fit of rage, and the ones who still wear them as a statement.
Popular Sock Destinations
Socks in the Wash: A Descent into the Abyss | Socks in the Drawer: A Study in Neglect | Socks in the Freezer: A Chilly Affair
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could Socks in the Unknown.
Remember, we're all just winging it, one sock at a time.
Disclaimer: Socks of Unreliable Provenance is not responsible for any lost or damaged socks.