THE RADIATION SOCKS OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WARNING: THE SOCKS YOU WEAR MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

But don't worry, they're also super comfy!

Caution: Radiation Socks of Fun may increase the risk of:

• Mutations
• Spontaneous human combustion
• Invisibility
• Uncontrollable dancing