Steam Goggles: Because Your Eyes Deserve Better

You know what's better than regular old goggles? Goggles that are also a time-space-continuum-disrupting portal gun!

With our patented Steam Goggles technology, you'll be able to see the invisible, hear the inaudible, and smell the intangible. It's like having an extra sensory organ, but not as useful as it sounds.

But wait, there's more! Our Steam Goggles also come with a built-in toaster that toasts bread to the perfect level of crunchiness. It's like having a toaster that understands you.

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Disclaimer: Steam Goggles not responsible for any temporal paradoxes, spatial anomalies, or bread-related injuries.