Q: Why did I just burn down the kitchen?

A: You probably used the Toaster-Thermostat Hybrid (T3H) as a toaster. Don't worry, it's a common mistake. Just reset the thing to "Toaster Mode" and try again.

Q: Can I use the T3H as a normal toaster?

A: Ha! No. Don't even think about it. You'll just end up with a pile of burnt offerings to the appliance gods. Use a normal toaster for that. This thing's got thermostatic capabilities, not toastification.

Q: How do I set the temperature on the T3H?

A: It's not that hard, really. Press the button. Any button. Just press a button, and the T3H will auto-calculate the perfect toasting-temperature based on your snack preferences. It's science.

T3H Settings:

• Press the red button to set the T3H to "Toaster Mode"
• Press the blue button to set the T3H to "Thermostat Mode"
• Press the green button to set the T3H to " Party Mode" ( Warning: this mode may cause spontaneous combustion)

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Disclaimer: Use of the T3H may lead to spontaneous combustion, burnt offerings to the appliance gods, or both. Use at your own risk.