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It all began in the depths of the 90s, when the Tamagotchi was king.
As the millennium changed, so did the accessory game. Suddenly, people were collecting en-suite cases for their phones.
In a world where function over form is the norm, a secret society of stylish rebels has risen up. They're known as the Accessory Liberation Front.
It's 2023, and the accessory market has reached critical mass. People are now wearing more accessories than necessary, causing a global shortage of wrists, necks, and fingers.