Accidental Aphorisms

Because sometimes you just need to say it.

Subpage 1: The Art of Sudden Insight

"I was walking through the park and I saw a squirrel, and I realized, 'I'm a squirrel at heart.'"

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Subpage 2: The Futility of Adulting

"Life is like riding a bicycle through a field of broken glass, and sometimes you just have to get back on."

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Subpage 3: The Inefficiency of Efficiency

"I tried to optimize my morning routine, but all I ended up with was a bunch of useless spreadsheets."

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