Accidental Attractions: Where the Rips are Real!
Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or mind. Or any sense of dignity.
Welcome to Accidental Attractions, where the most daring tourists flock to witness the most spectacular mishaps in the world!
We've got:
- Ripoff Coaster - A rollercoaster that's more like a free-fall into despair.
- Ripoff Ferris Wheel - Because who needs safety harnesses, really?
- Ripoff Swing - Where the only thing more thrilling than the ride itself is the risk of losing your lunch.
- Ripoff Zip Line - Because who needs control, really?
- Ripoff Bungee Jump - Where the only thing more intense than the jump is the regret.
Accidental Bug Zapping - Because who needs a bug zapper that doesn't work, right?
Don't forget to visit our gift shop for all your 'I survived' t-shirts and 'I'm-not-dead-but-my-dignity-is' mugs!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Accidental Food Roulette - where the 'food' is, well...
Disclaimer: We're not really sorry.