A: It's a magical potion that turns everything you touch into a firework. Side effects include: spontaneous combustion, accidental explosions, and an existential crisis.
A: Wear gloves. Seriously, wear gloves. You don't want to be "accidentally" turning your favorite sweater into a firework.
A: No. No. A thousand times no. Your pet will not appreciate the aesthetic of being a firework. Trust us, they won't.
For more information on the Advanced Usage of Accidental Fire Elixir, visit our Safety Guidelines. Or don't. Your call.