A: No. But you might develop an interesting new hobby: pyromancy.
However, there is a small chance you'll need to invest in some serious skin regeneration services.
Or, if you're really unlucky, you might become a human firework.
A: We're still working on it.
But in the meantime, try not touching anything that's even vaguely flammable, and for the love of all that is sane, stop being a klutz.
A: Only if you enjoy a good cup of liquid lava.
(Just kidding. It's not safe. But hey, it's a great party trick)
A: Only if you're a fan of spontaneous combustion.
(Not recommended.)
A: Sorry, no. That's not what it's for.
(Unless you have an scheming scheme involving a doomsday device.)