FAQs for the Accidental Fire Elixir Connoisseur

This page is for those who have accidentally ingested our signature elixir and are now experiencing uncontrollable flatulence, mood swings, or involuntary combustion. Please select a question to find answers.

What is Accidental Fire Elixir?

A mysterious concoction that will change your life forever... in ways you never thought possible.

What are the ingredients of Accidental Fire Elixir?

 

What are the side effects of Accidental Fire Elixir?

A mix of the mundane and the apocalyptic, including but not limited to:

- Uncontrollable flatulence

- Mood swings

- Involuntary combustion

- Spontaneous human combustion

 

What else should I expect?

 

Is Accidental Fire Elixir safe?

Safe? Ha! You're kidding, right?

We're a health organization, but not that kind of health organization.

 

Read our disclaimer.

 

Disclaimer: Accidental Fire Elixir is not responsible for any damage caused by its product.

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