Accidental Fire Elixir is a magical concoction created by our team of expertly-trained, accident-prone scientists. It's a drink that's equal parts fire, equal parts elixir, and a dash of "oops, not supposed to happen."
Our proprietary blend of fire and elixir somehow magically makes everything work better. We're not entirely sure how, but we're pretty sure it's science.
Why it doesn't work most of the time
Our lawyers have told us it's safe, but we can't be held responsible for any accidents that might occur while consuming Accidental Fire Elixir. Please don't say we didn't warn you.
What to do when it all goes badly
Our prices are negotiable. Just don't even think about trying to negotiate. We're not in the mood.
Sorry, no. We only accept in-person purchases. Or, if you're in our lab, just take a glass and go.
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