Ingredients:

• 3 cups of "almost-not-actually-water"
• 1 cup of "sort-of-molten-lava"
• a pinch of "desperation"

Instructions:

1. Mix the "almost-not-actually-water" and the "sort-of-molten-lava" together in a saucepan.
2. Add a dash of "desperation" and stir until the mixture starts to smell like burning rubber.
3. Stir until the mixture turns a lovely shade of charcoal grey.
4. Drink the Accidental Fire Elixir and pretend it's supposed to taste like this.

Side effects may include:

• Burning the kitchen down
• Burning your taste buds
• Regretting your life choices

For more Accidental Fire Elixir Variants, see:

• Variant 1: The Original "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing"
• Variant 3: The "I've Got a PhD in Chemistry but Still Managed to Get It Wrong"
• Variant 4: The "I'm a Mad Scientist" Edition