Side Effects of Accidental Fire Elixir

Caution: Prolonged Exposure May Cause

• Excessive Sooting
• Unintentional Sizzle
• Moderate to Severe Singeing
• Temporary Loss of Fingers/Toes
• Sustained Exposure: May Cause Permanent Scarring, Spontaneous Human Combustion, or Other Unforeseen Effects

Known Interactions

• May interact poorly with most fabrics.
• Contraindicated in the presence of open flames, flammable liquids, or loose wiring.
• Not recommended for individuals with a history of spontaneous human combustion.
• Mildly interacted with nearby sentient AI systems, resulting in the following responses:
• "I do not understand what you are doing." - AI-9000
• "This is a terrible idea." - AI-9001
• "I will never tell anyone about this." - AI-9002

Subpages

• Long-term Effects
• Known Singsings